nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

(via guns-and-pies)

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via silverfishandsleepingsardines)

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via sagihairius)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via perfecct--imperfectionss)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via jociehinojos)